Na Vianočnú nôtu

Určite mnoho z vás miluje vianočné piesne, koledy a vôbec atmosféru šťastia a radosti. Zároveň je to však obdobie, ktoré podaktorým pripomína, že treba kupovať darčeky a v strese očakávať, či sa trafíte a či to bude obdarovanej osobe po vôli.

A presne na túto situáciu mieri paródia známej pesničky Mariah Carey. V originále Mariah spieva: „Všetko po čom na Vianoce túžim – si Ty“. A paródia si berie na mušku darčekomániu a spieva: „Všetko po čom na Vianoce túžim – je hotovosť“

Ešte jedna paródia – ale už len vo forme veršov 🙂

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just think that you should know
All the gifts that you bestow
They’re all fucking trash
Oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
All I want for Christmas ?
Is cash!

I don’t want no socks for Christmas
All the clothes you choose are vile
Cartoon ties are only worn
By simpletons, and paedophiles
I don’t share your taste in music
Why would I like JLS?
I don’t want a fucking voucher
What the fuck is BHS?
I don’t want to make a scene
Please withhold that tangerine
Save it for the trash
All I want for Christmas ?
Is cash!

When I get this shit, then first thing boxing day
I take photos of it, and list it on eBay
I’m not „after thought“
‚Cause all your thoughts are awful!
Boxers from my boyfriend might be a cute idea
But from members of my family that’s really fucking weird!
I don’t want a pair of slippers
Or the matching dressing gown
Raise your hands above your head
Step away from molten brown
I don’t want another sweater
I just want to pay the rent
I don’t need those chocolate coins
I’ll take the cash equivalent
There’s no trinket you could choose
There’s a chance in hell I’d use.
SHOVE IT UP YOUR GASH!
All I want for Christmas ?
Is caaaash!